The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 432 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.197 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 31.2%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 352 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,051 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, and corporate lobbying has been outlawed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 432's national animal is the Join Lily.

Switz got Lazy 432 is ranked 145,578^th in the world and 2,874^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 625.5 on the Gilded Widget Scale.